2026-10-04 16:06 UTC
With the midterms coming up, I can't wait to vote for the Leopards Eating People's Faces party. So today's Low Quality Ad is for this Bloody Leopard Pin. Surely, the leopards won't eat my face.
https://collabs.shop/vlydbl
Replies (2)
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@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social 2026-10-04 17:00
Update: The leopard has eaten my face.
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@Guillotine_Jones@beige.party 2026-10-04 17:37
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social The only way to stop the leopards from eating one's face is to vote for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party. The first rule of the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party is that we don't talk about the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party because we don't have any faces.