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<p>Low Quality Facts written in arguably lower quality handwriting.</p>

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  • Post #4503765

    I&#39;m surprised that so many people don&#39;t know this.

  • Post #4503635

    Tonight&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Psyop Patch. Maybe you don&#39;t believe in psychological operations. Meanwhile, your toddler is five episodes of Paw Patrol away from asking for a Thin Blue Line flag for their birthday. https://collabs.shop/6uint2

  • Post #4503592

    I have some questions.

  • Post #4503137

    It&#39;s nice to stay productive.

  • Post #4502822

    Not to brag, but I was spewing out hilariously incorrect information before huge tech companies decided to create AI chatbots and ruin the internet.

  • Post #4502277

    Today&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Bunny Pin. Cartoons used to have tiny animals wielding comically large hammers. This doesn&#39;t happen anymore because nerds on Reddit will post &quot;Plot hole: It is physically impossible for this bunny to lift that hammer. Literally unwatchable.&quot; https://collabs.shop/5yozgh

  • Post #4501951

    Sign me up.

  • Post #4500364

    This always makes me cry.

  • Post #4498901

    I don&#39;t have a ton of faith in humanity, but I do appreciate how we&#39;ve all decided to side with the whales in the Great Whales vs. Boats War. An orca could literally bite my arm off tomorrow and I would still be team whale.

  • Post #4490807

    Tonight&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Kuniyoshi Dragons Blanket. I love how this blanket features the three main types of dragons: Angry, contemplative, and drunk. https://collabs.shop/8ckb13

  • Post #4490718

    It was impractical and unpleasant.

  • Post #4490281

    I wrote this comic and the less you think about it the better it is.

  • Post #4490009

    I&#39;m surprised that so many people don&#39;t know this.

  • Post #4489677

    Hey look, today&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for an enamel pin of your bus. The one you&#39;re driving every day. The bus that moves laughably slow and breaks down for no apparent reason. https://collabs.shop/qimnjp

  • Post #4489537

    That blows my mind.

  • Post #4477031

    It&#39;s always mine.

  • Post #4471777

    Tough crowd.

  • Post #4471580

    Today&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Mr. Toaster Pin. This happy little toaster understands the importance of good hygiene. Finally, a positive role model we can all look up to. https://collabs.shop/e5smgt

  • Post #4471502

    That&#39;s so interesting.

  • Post #4470816

    We need to honor this.

  • Post #4451780

    I love whales.

  • Post #4449819

    Wow, I never knew that.

  • Post #4444714

    Hmm.

  • Post #4439294

    That blows my mind.

  • Post #4438946

    Anyone who tries to body shame Balloon Cat will be blocked and reported immediately. I will defend him to the death.

  • Post #4438820

    Tonight&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Fat Animals Blanket. &quot;But LQF, you already did an ad for a fat animal earlier today. You can&#39;t do two in one day.&quot; Wrong! I can! Never tell me what to write my dumb ads about. And never tell these perfectly round animals how much they can eat. https://collabs.shop/ftp9kh

  • Post #4438586

    I agree with them on this one.

  • Post #4438372

    Perfect, just in time for Avatar 4.

  • Post #4438125

    Nature is crazy.

  • Post #4436652

    That&#39;s crazy.