Low Quality Facts
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<p>Low Quality Facts written in arguably lower quality handwriting.</p>
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Post #4503765
I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
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Post #4503635
Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Psyop Patch. Maybe you don't believe in psychological operations. Meanwhile, your toddler is five episodes of Paw Patrol away from asking for a Thin Blue Line flag for their birthday. https://collabs.shop/6uint2
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Post #4503592
I have some questions.
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Post #4503137
It's nice to stay productive.
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Post #4502822
Not to brag, but I was spewing out hilariously incorrect information before huge tech companies decided to create AI chatbots and ruin the internet.
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Post #4502277
Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Bunny Pin. Cartoons used to have tiny animals wielding comically large hammers. This doesn't happen anymore because nerds on Reddit will post "Plot hole: It is physically impossible for this bunny to lift that hammer. Literally unwatchable." https://collabs.shop/5yozgh
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Post #4501951
Sign me up.
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Post #4500364
This always makes me cry.
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Post #4498901
I don't have a ton of faith in humanity, but I do appreciate how we've all decided to side with the whales in the Great Whales vs. Boats War. An orca could literally bite my arm off tomorrow and I would still be team whale.
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Post #4490807
Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Kuniyoshi Dragons Blanket. I love how this blanket features the three main types of dragons: Angry, contemplative, and drunk. https://collabs.shop/8ckb13
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Post #4490718
It was impractical and unpleasant.
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Post #4490281
I wrote this comic and the less you think about it the better it is.
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Post #4490009
I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
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Post #4489677
Hey look, today's Low Quality Ad is for an enamel pin of your bus. The one you're driving every day. The bus that moves laughably slow and breaks down for no apparent reason. https://collabs.shop/qimnjp
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Post #4489537
That blows my mind.
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Post #4477031
It's always mine.
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Post #4471777
Tough crowd.
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Post #4471580
Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Mr. Toaster Pin. This happy little toaster understands the importance of good hygiene. Finally, a positive role model we can all look up to. https://collabs.shop/e5smgt
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Post #4471502
That's so interesting.
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Post #4470816
We need to honor this.
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Post #4451780
I love whales.
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Post #4449819
Wow, I never knew that.
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Post #4444714
Hmm.
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Post #4439294
That blows my mind.
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Post #4438946
Anyone who tries to body shame Balloon Cat will be blocked and reported immediately. I will defend him to the death.
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Post #4438820
Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Fat Animals Blanket. "But LQF, you already did an ad for a fat animal earlier today. You can't do two in one day." Wrong! I can! Never tell me what to write my dumb ads about. And never tell these perfectly round animals how much they can eat. https://collabs.shop/ftp9kh
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Post #4438586
I agree with them on this one.
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Post #4438372
Perfect, just in time for Avatar 4.
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Post #4438125
Nature is crazy.
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Post #4436652
That's crazy.