Post #3832513
2026-07-15 08:09 UTC
The Government's New "Rolling Back the Clock" Watershed Internet Plan In Full
The Government has noticed that the Internet does not follow some of the established norms and values that have been applied to linear broadcast media for many decades, and wishes to address this. Accordingly the following changes will be made forthwith :
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@bloor@bloor.tw 2026-07-15 08:11
2/2 1. Curfew at midnight 2. Swearing to be beeped 3. 9pm watershed 4. National anthem played at closedown 5. Whole internet closes at 1am 6. Scary adverts for not climbing pylons to rescue a frizbee every 3 hours during normal programming 7. Increased junk food adverts 8. Cigar adverts, as long as they feature classical music and a witty plot line 9. Pebble Mill to be reinstated 10. Children's presenters who something isn't quite right about but you can't quite put your finger on