Post #3832512
2026-07-15 08:11 UTC
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1. Curfew at midnight
2. Swearing to be beeped
3. 9pm watershed
4. National anthem played at closedown
5. Whole internet closes at 1am
6. Scary adverts for not climbing pylons to rescue a frizbee every 3 hours during normal programming
7. Increased junk food adverts
8. Cigar adverts, as long as they feature classical music and a witty plot line
9. Pebble Mill to be reinstated
10. Children's presenters who something isn't quite right about but you can't quite put your finger on
Replies (3)
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@FishermansEnemy@infosec.exchange 2026-07-15 13:00
@bloor@bloor.tw 11. White dog poo
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@cassiel@post.lurk.org 2026-07-15 08:19
@bloor@bloor.tw 11. Only three channels available (and only one of them in colour). 12. Internet only available via licenced installers who know how to position the aerial correctly.
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@ImpossibleUmbrella@infosec.exchange 2026-07-15 21:41
@bloor@bloor.tw > 6. Scary adverts for not climbing pylons to rescue a frizbee every 3 hours during normal programming 😬 Still a bit traumatised by that one, some forty odd years later!