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Post #3795276

2026-07-05 16:59 UTC

This morning #IHopeJohnRoberts is allowed to join the other patients in the common room for a group therapy session where a man who believes he's Tsar Nicholas and a woman who's sure she's really a space kitty temporarily in human form listen attentively to him explain that he's the chief justice of the United States and reassure him that they believe him, and then they're all served a surprisingly tasty meat loaf with mashed potatoes and green beans for lunch, and then he plays a couple games of backgammon with a very nice person of indeterminate gender who thinks Roberts is one of the orderlies and keeps calling him "sir," and honestly it's one of the most collegial, pleasant days he's had in a long time and he sort of hopes they don't release him too soon, but then the facility administrator comes in accompanied by the girl U.S. Marshal from the Court's protective detail and he realizes that instead of getting to keep hanging out with his undemanding new friends he instead has to go back to his lonely big house tonight and then tomorrow he'll have to return to work with assholes like Alito and Thomas, and it makes him sad.

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  • @msbellows@c.im 2026-07-06 19:44

    #IHopeJohnRoberts dreamed he was still in the psychiatric facility playing backgammon with his new friend and was sad when he woke up because he wasn't, so when he got to work he asked Brett Kavanaugh if he'd like to play a game with him but Kavanaugh just looked darkly at him (which wasn't actually all that dark because of his baby face) then undid one button of his shirt to reveal the inverted Federalist Society medallion he was wearing between his moobs against his weirdly babysmooth chest skin and muttered "SHAME!" just like Alito and Thomas did a few days ago, and honestly after everything that's been happening lately Roberts doesn't have enough cortisol left to really feel fear anymore so instead he just feels left out that Leonard Leo never invited him to join his cult.

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