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2026-07-06 19:44 UTC

#IHopeJohnRoberts dreamed he was still in the psychiatric facility playing backgammon with his new friend and was sad when he woke up because he wasn't, so when he got to work he asked Brett Kavanaugh if he'd like to play a game with him but Kavanaugh just looked darkly at him (which wasn't actually all that dark because of his baby face) then undid one button of his shirt to reveal the inverted Federalist Society medallion he was wearing between his moobs against his weirdly babysmooth chest skin and muttered "SHAME!" just like Alito and Thomas did a few days ago, and honestly after everything that's been happening lately Roberts doesn't have enough cortisol left to really feel fear anymore so instead he just feels left out that Leonard Leo never invited him to join his cult.

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@msbellows@c.im 2026-07-07 18:11

Last night #IHopeJohnRoberts had an erotic dream about Justice Amy Coney Barrett and look we're all grownups here it's normal to have erotic dreams and honestly she is an attractive woman and anyway all law students quickly learn that an Undergrad 6 is a Lawyer 9, so he wakes up this morning not at all ashamed and it adds a small, slightly erotic, but not at all creepy frisson of amusement to his previously-scheduled conference with her later this morning, until he suddenly and vividly remembers that part of the dream was her fully dressed in a leather catsuit while he was naked except for wearing his own wife's brassiere and Barrett kept demanding that he worship her feet and that he had really enjoyed that part, so the rest of his meeting with her feels a little awkward.

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