Post #3780268
2026-07-13 06:58 UTC
Ther this boy clad in nuhin mair thin a per ae trainers an Booby Moore's 1966 fitba shorts, joggin up taewards the parks at the crack ae dawn this mornin.
So he stoaps tae ask if he wis gaun the right wey.
Well ah sais "Ay, yer gaun the right wey, but shoorlies yer no gaun up ther dressed like that ur ye, huv ye no goat ony orrer claithes wae ye?"
"Whit fur? It's a nice mornin" Replies yer man
"Predation" Sais I "Ye'll git eaten alive oot ther san!"
Ah dunno, mibbes he's a sadist? ๐ค๐ณ๐๐
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@alexadeswift@lgbtqia.space 2026-07-13 07:03
@bampot@mastodon.scot Will there be anything left of him after The Midges get him? Those things are fiercer than Gurkhas !