Post #3775898
2026-07-13 02:52 UTC
We get a montage of wolves running and howling. Then Different Headband says something that the writers thought was profound, and then I think we see that he's quit his cop job and is now working construction with Original Headband, because construction is good and wholesome sometimes but bad and summons werewolves other times.
Then credits.
#monsterdon
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@floatybirb@mastodon.social 2026-07-13 02:57
I give Wolfen 2 out of 5 mysterious wind chimes. I want to give it a good rating because it's pretty and strange. But I want to give it a bad rating because it's boring nonsense. The best characters was young Commander Adama channeling a dog and the kung-fu sniper coroner. The worst character was the main character and the girl who liked him for no reason. The soundtrack and aesthetics were nice, but it needed either less run time or more events. #monsterdon