Post #3775897
2026-07-13 02:57 UTC
I give Wolfen 2 out of 5 mysterious wind chimes. I want to give it a good rating because it's pretty and strange. But I want to give it a bad rating because it's boring nonsense.
The best characters was young Commander Adama channeling a dog and the kung-fu sniper coroner. The worst character was the main character and the girl who liked him for no reason.
The soundtrack and aesthetics were nice, but it needed either less run time or more events.
#monsterdon
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@floatybirb@mastodon.social 2026-07-13 02:58
This concludes my #monsterdon thread for Wolfen, a movie in which we learned things we already knew, that rich real estate moguls are bad, and things we didn't know, like how werewolves steal brains for no reason.