Post #3774299
2026-07-13 01:51 UTC
Natalie goes back to her ridiculously fancy flat. She thinks she hears a monster so she grabs her gun. She doesn't find a monster but does find a cat to hug.
#monsterdon
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@floatybirb@mastodon.social 2026-07-13 01:55
We figured out the killer probably isn't human so we visit the Animal Expert in the zoo and show him some hairs we found at the bodies. He identifies them as wolf hairs, which matches the title of the movie. Explaining that wolves don't attack people, the Animal Expert bemoans the destruction of ecosystems and the genocide of indigenous peoples, so Different Handband decides the American Indians are to blame and goes to meet his next suspect, Original Headband. #monsterdon