Post #3774298
2026-07-13 01:55 UTC
We figured out the killer probably isn't human so we visit the Animal Expert in the zoo and show him some hairs we found at the bodies. He identifies them as wolf hairs, which matches the title of the movie.
Explaining that wolves don't attack people, the Animal Expert bemoans the destruction of ecosystems and the genocide of indigenous peoples, so Different Handband decides the American Indians are to blame and goes to meet his next suspect, Original Headband.
#monsterdon
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@floatybirb@mastodon.social 2026-07-13 01:58
Because Original Headband is a construction worker, the only place he can be interviewed is on top of a perilous steel support pillar. Different Headband asks if Original Headband is doing any radical politics. Original Headband answers "no but I do shapeshift into animals sometimes", then wanders off. #monsterdon