Post #3629401
2026-07-06 14:05 UTC
I’ve created a new non controversial age verification system for social media.
It works as follows. The person on camera has to cook broccoli by boiling it and then eat it on camera.
Those who can’t or won’t are definitely children, those that can are approved.
Adding cheese, salt or any other flavor enhancer will automatically fail the verification.
No personal data is collected.
Replies (2)
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@swordgeek@mstdn.ca 2026-07-06 14:19
@HopelessDemigod@mstdn.social disagree. Topping it with cheddar cheese powder from a shaker can was all the rage back in the '70s. Can yoy even gwt that stufd anymore?
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@VE3RWJ@mastodon.radio 2026-07-06 14:10
@HopelessDemigod@mstdn.social I'm 50 and I would still fail that LOL