2026-07-03 03:41 UTC
This is the correct way to lie to kids: it's ridiculous, amusing, harmless, reaffirms their belief that smoking is super bad for you, and occupies their attention for a while.
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@GeePawHill@mastodon.social 2026-07-03 03:55
@HG@beige.party I once came across gee-kid and friends smokin' dope in the house. They were *so* busted. I was like "Alright you little shits, you know the rule, there's no smoking in the house. We live on 500 fucking acres, go take a walk!" They traipsed sullenly past me to the outdoors. And I shouted, "And do not *ever* let me catch you smoking cigarettes."