Post #3394622
2026-06-24 22:33 UTC
Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation. Pulitzer-worthy
https://group.softbank/media/Project/sbg/sbg/pdf/ir/investors/shareholders/2026/shareholders-meeting_46_05_en.pdf
Replies (9)
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@joe@f.duriansoftware.com 2026-06-24 23:38
@dev@discuss.systems i will simply kill the goose in order to access the factory inside
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@ireneista@adhd.irenes.space 2026-06-24 22:35
@dev@discuss.systems we always assumed it was less of a factory and more of a nuclear reactor that transmutes carbon into gold and uses otherwise-unknown physics to dispose of the radioactivity
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@dan@discuss.systems 2026-06-24 22:36
@dev@discuss.systems this may be the best slide deck of all time
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@secretasianman@types.pl 2026-06-24 22:40
@dev@discuss.systems what the fuck
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@dev@discuss.systems 2026-06-25 18:19
He might be the greatest poster in the world
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@hi_cial@donphan.social 2026-06-25 18:54
@dev@discuss.systems goose value 0? goose value 71 REVEAL
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@stephan@them.cheeky.wales 2026-06-25 18:17
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@d1@autistics.life 2026-06-25 20:06
@dev@discuss.systems #Goose valued
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@dan@discuss.systems 2026-06-25 00:59
@dev@discuss.systems I took a finance class in grad school to satisfy an obscure requirement and it was roughly on this level. But with worse graphics.