Post #3364815
2026-06-21 07:23 UTC
Instead of corpo bullshit language, I want to start using Christian right bullshit language in my business emails.
“After prayerful consideration” is a great opener when things have gone off the fucking rails.
Replies (4)
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@reldred@social.bcicorporate.com 2026-06-21 07:45
@shlee@aus.social that feels like high yield nuclear weapons grade payload in a corporate environment. I need to remember this.
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@davidtheeviloverlord@mastodon.social 2026-06-25 08:04
@shlee@aus.social "I have, at last, after careful consultation with the Lord God; his son Jesus Christ; and his insubstantial friend the Holy Ghost..." - King Richard IV, Blackadder, first season
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@CheapPontoon@beige.party 2026-06-25 08:06
@shlee@aus.social “In light of the upcoming Rapture…” “In an abundance of caution, after Satan’s attacks….”
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@deedo@mastodon.nl 2026-06-25 11:02
@shlee@aus.social sinds like something you could say after rape or molestation becomes public ...