ngl kinda hoping people start arguing over this
2026-06-12 11:30 UTC
Replies (32)
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@wabafee@lemmy.world 2026-06-13 03:59
3 types, last one uses bidet and forgo wiping ass with dead trees.
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@Bonje@lemmy.world 2026-06-12 14:50
Nah, see, that’s baby shit. You still have toilet paper in the end. There are two types of people in this world: Those who have a bidet. And the bidet-less.
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@JordanZ@lemmy.world 2026-06-13 04:26
The ‘I can’t be bothered’…
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@Obnomus@lemmy.ml 2026-06-13 04:39
What about bidet?
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@DarkFuture@lemmy.world 2026-06-12 19:39
Left is correct. It allows you to tear away more easily without unrolling 20ft of paper. Also, cats.
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@protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2026-06-13 22:04
wrong, bidetful and bidetless
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@surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 2026-06-12 11:32
Cat owners and normal people
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@DagwoodIII@piefed.social 2026-06-12 11:48
George Carlin. There are only two kinds of people in the world. Those who think there are only two kinds of people in the world, and those who don't.
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@ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 2026-06-12 14:09
There is another... 
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@GarboDog@lemmy.world 2026-06-13 07:14
**Right** is the way the inventor intended it to be reloaded + it’s easier to access. **Left** is the way parents and pet owners need to reload it + it’s harder to unroll by accident (or by purpose) good number of times. **Out of frame on the toilet basin/counter** is the way people who don’t have a tp holder or don’t care to refill it put it. **The bidet** is what we use personally, way better for the butt health and probably better for the environment lol
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@Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 2026-06-12 17:12
Ppl living with cats, and ppl living without cats.
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@fedikitty@piefed.social 2026-06-12 11:37
Those that throw out the roll when they know they will run out early on the next use, and those that keep using it until the end and replace the roll to add more mid wipe.
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@sirico@feddit.uk 2026-06-13 06:08
People that use levels and people that just drill holes
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@lmdnw@lemmy.world 2026-06-12 12:06
Is the right way clearly shown in the patent illustrations? Unless you own a cat, the left way is wrong IMHO.
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@brownsugga@lemmy.world 2026-06-12 12:18
This was settled years ago. Going off the photo, either option is fine but people that prefer the option on the right will lose their shit if you suggest either option is fine
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@the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 2026-06-13 08:27
Such a pointless argument, just wipe your ass and move on with life.
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@SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 2026-06-12 14:54
Always use the smaller roll first. If you use the bigger roll, it'll become the smaller, and vice versa, until both run out at about the same time. If you always use the smaller roll, it'll run out first, with the big roll in reserve, giving you a chance to replace the empty one with no TP supply disruption.
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@mycodesucks@lemmy.world 2026-06-12 12:13
Putting it on the dispenser is too much work. Just put it on top and spin a few squares off with your finger in the roll when you need it.
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@mech@feddit.org 2026-06-12 11:40
People who clean their toilet paper holder, and this guy?
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@Feathercrown@lemmy.world 2026-06-13 05:50
Yeah, right and ~~wrong~~ left
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@ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 2026-06-13 12:36
> start I've got some news for you...
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@oats@piefed.zip 2026-06-12 11:39
When I gave a shit, I don't give a shit about the toilet paper
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@kurikai@lemmy.world 2026-06-12 12:23
the third, are clean people who use water(bidet) so the dont leave poop on thier bum
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@snoons@lemmy.ca 2026-06-12 14:09
The left means you get a healthy dose of bathroom wall dust which is primarily made of pee.
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@mashr4@lemmy.zip 2026-06-12 16:12
I could've sworn that there was research about over being the more higenic way. I argued with my brother over this. When I looked online the only research I found was about people who use the over way are more vocal about it
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@Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2026-06-12 14:37
Lazy people: attach a thing to the wall to hold Toilet paper? Naah
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@inmatarian@lemmy.world 2026-06-12 13:14
My roller is on the wall behind the toilet, so left is easier to actually tear off with one hand, right takes two hands.
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@FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 2026-06-12 14:49
Both poop.
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@xDqt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2026-06-13 12:26
1 high efficiency tp square, technical no bidet assisted speedrun 
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@MonaySimpson@lemmy.ml 2026-06-13 07:36
The one on the right is patent. https://patents.google.com/patent/US465588A/en
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@medem@lemmy.wtf 2026-06-12 13:40
You forgot about the civilised ones who use bidets.
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@prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2026-06-13 11:27
Who. Fucking. Cares.