Post #3014183
2026-06-01 03:17 UTC
Writers convention
Host: "We have a particularly special guest with us tonight. The ghost of J.R.R. Tolkien will be making a few comments."
J.R.R. Tolkien's Ghost taps the mic: "Is this on? Yes, well, sorry, I just thought I should come back. You see, I made a slight mistake. It's meant to be pronounced Jandalf."
Replies (7)
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@backupbear@aus.social 2026-06-01 03:28
J.R.R. Tolkien's Ghost pauses, and ponders, "Hmm. Should I tell them about Jaladriel?"
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@thefathippy@mastodon.world 2026-06-01 03:23
@backupbear@aus.social Snort!
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@C0rn3lius@aus.social 2026-06-01 03:53
@backupbear@aus.social Oooooof. I felt this one
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@escalot@mastodon.social 2026-06-01 04:08
@backupbear@aus.social "it's pronounced Jod"
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@LapTop006@aus.social 2026-06-01 04:21
@backupbear@aus.social "also, if you're going to shorten my name it's pronounced gir"
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@Simplicator@federate.social 2026-06-01 05:18
@backupbear@aus.social Compression did this joke no favors
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@_the_cloud@mastodon.social 2026-06-01 17:27
@backupbear@aus.social "We are the servants of the G-as-in-GIF, wielders of the Internet Flame! Go back to the Shadow, luser!" "We put on our robe and wizard hat!" "Rolling for damage!" 🎲