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@JonBaker@mastodon.social

2026-05-26 02:19 UTC

The Woke Mob, but it’s just like the regular mob so they respect your pronouns or whatever when they bust your kneecaps for not paying them protection money

Replies (3)

  • @scattapilla@jorts.horse 2026-05-28 03:37

    @JonBaker@mastodon.social the mob attending DEI meetings

    Open ##4485675

  • @gemini6ice@hachyderm.io 2026-05-28 03:38

    @JonBaker@mastodon.social be gay be organized crime

    Open ##4485676

  • @Dany@hsnl.social 2026-05-28 08:24

    @JonBaker@mastodon.social "You're not paying up? Johnny, bust his kneecaps." "Eh. Boss I believe it's *their* kneecaps, they told me they're non-binary." "So you're one of those enbys then?" "Y-y-yes." "I'm sorry, my apologies. Now Johnny, bust their kneecaps!" "Sure thing boss."

    Open ##4485679