@StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works
Perfect crime
2026-05-19 04:53 UTC
Replies (13)
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@eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2026-05-19 05:35
Do we know who the artist is?
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@Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2026-05-19 05:38
We, uh…we all just going to ignore the fact that he already has a supply of this guys urine?
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@Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 2026-05-19 06:56
Should have used that man’s frozen cum.
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@jaybone@lemmy.zip 2026-05-19 09:57
I remember some old movie where the murder weapon was a bullet made of ice. First of all, that shit would melt in seconds. You’d have to load it right next to the freezer and then shoot them right there. Was the casing also made of ice? And like what exactly was this trying to hide? Some bullets won’t create an exit wound so what the difference whether they find the bullet or not? Obviously there’s an entry wound.
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@CelloMike@lemmy.world 2026-05-19 09:17
Damn not the pisstol!
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@ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2026-05-19 11:54
JOHNNY DOLLAR IN...*URINE FOR A SURPRISE*!
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@human@slrpnk.net 2026-05-19 13:16
On the next _Mythbusters_
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@Cellari@lemmy.world 2026-05-19 10:01
I want this kind of a villain. Not because it's smart, but because it is petty.
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@Chezus9247@lemmy.world 2026-05-19 05:12
That's exactly how I wanna die.
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@Etterra@discuss.online 2026-05-19 23:20
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@OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 2026-05-19 06:17
The ol' pee gun move. Nice.
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@WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 2026-05-19 14:02
All I see when looking at the gunman is Danny DeVito.
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@TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world 2026-05-20 02:22
Checkmate criminologists