Post #280027
2026-02-10 08:19 UTC
Replies (11)
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@hyc@mastodon.social 2026-02-10 13:25
@Ananas toilet demons? Funny you should mention them. Yesterday morning I found a small orange frog swimming in my toilet bowl. Still have no idea how he got there.
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@lritter@mastodon.gamedev.place 2026-02-10 13:26
@Ananas Dear Ann Annas, I appreciate your advice and would like to comply. However, due to circumstances outside of my control, I'm half dork, half cosmic chaos. When I post dork content, I lose the cosmic chaotics. When I post cosmic thoughts, I lose the dorks. The only way to keep them all is to build some kind of unfathomable bridge between them. Where was I going with this? Ah yes, my theory is that we're not allowed to see the dark side of the moon because it is the shape of a human butt.
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@nilclass@infosec.exchange 2026-02-10 13:31
@Ananas ahhhhh, I checked and there's KDEs in my walll aahhhhhhhhhhhh
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@MedeaVanamonde@beige.party 2026-02-10 13:42
@Ananas @catsalad I am now a foto negative of… Your Mama
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@kallisti@infosec.exchange 2026-02-10 13:57
@Ananas Reality has been too unhinged lately, it's hard to top that
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@iDGS@mas.to 2026-02-10 13:58
@Ananas Toilet demons? Wellllll… ⚠️ CAUTION ADVISED: You can do a web search for “snakes in toilets” and tap the “images” tab. …Butt I’d recommend against it. 🫣
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@tparnell25@cyberplace.social 2026-02-10 14:32
@Ananas have 6 cats so i don,t have to worry about evil demons and they have meetings
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@log@mastodon.sdf.org 2026-02-10 14:45
@Ananas It took me a second to realize that I am actually one of the voices in the woods. The Internet has spoiled me.
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@mightbecrazy@app.wafrn.net 2026-02-10 16:24
no, fuck ya mails a pipebomb to you
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@resera@social.tchncs.de 2026-02-10 16:54
@Ananas My cat said no :(
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@lp0_on_fire@social.linux.pizza 2026-02-10 21:05
@Ananas, no full stops… 😱 😬