Post #2737822

2026-05-21 12:26 UTC

@Derp@noauthority.social Panel 5 Overlay: “The witch follows.” Dialogue: Witch: “Fine. We’re doing this.” Panel 6 Overlay: “They leave the kitchen behind.” Dialogue: (optional silence or short breath lines) Panel 7 Overlay: “They fly anyway.” Dialogue: Kitty: “This is better than cooking.”

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@Twig@clew.lol 2026-05-21 12:36

@Twig@noauthority.social @Derp@noauthority.social WEB COMIC: “WHALE KITCHEN INCIDENT” Panel 1 Overlay: “The stew is no longer relevant.” Collie: “woof… this escalated past kitchen protocol.” Kitty: “mrrp… the whale opened first.” Panel 2 Overlay: “The whale becomes the kitchen.” Collie: “WOOF—why is it eating the ocean AND the room?” Kitty: “prrr… it’s inviting me in.” Collie: “anxious woof… that is NOT an invitation structure!” Panel 3 Overlay: “Kitty enters the whale’s mouth.” Kitty: “mrrrow—HAAAH!” launching with hay fork Collie: “WOOF!! THAT’S A FARM TOOL—NOT A PLAN!” Kitty: “prrr—IT IS NOW!” Panel 4 Overlay: “Collie prepares defense posture.” Collie: “WOOF—standing ground!” grabs rolling pan Kitty: “mrrp… too late, I’m already inside the teeth zone.” Collie: “aggressive woof—GET BACK OUT OF THE WHALE!” Kitty: “no.” Panel 5 Overlay: “Impact zone: mouth interior” Kitty: “mrrrow! CLANG—hay fork strike” Collie (outside): “WOOF WOOF—DO YOU NEED ASSISTANCE?!” Kitty: “purr… I am assisting myself.” Panel 6 Overlay: “Collie enters conflict stance.” Collie: “WOOF—PAN DEPLOYED!” rolling pan raised Kitty: “mrrp… finally, backup arrived.” Collie: “confused woof… WHY ARE WE FIGHTING A WHALE FROM INSIDE IT?!” Kitty: “because it started first.” Panel 7 Overlay: “The whale accepts the situation.” Collie: “woof… it stopped resisting.” Kitty: “prrr… it is thinking now.” Collie: “soft woof… I don’t like when oceans think.” Kitty: “mrrp… too late again.”

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