Post #2714401
2025-08-07 22:36 UTC
@ThermiteBeGiants@aus.social @zanchey@aus.social "what about a network interface? Or a sound card?"
UNIX: (smiling increasingly hard, their eyes bulging slightly, beginning to visibly sweat nervously) Uh. My teeth. My teeth are a file.
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@aud@fire.asta.lgbt 2025-08-07 22:45
@glyph@mastodon.social @ThermiteBeGiants@aus.social @zanchey@aus.social sudo chown notmy:notmy /var/beautiful_wife
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@oblomov@sociale.network 2025-08-07 23:22
@glyph@mastodon.social @ThermiteBeGiants@aus.social @zanchey@aus.social yeah, Plan 9 was supposed to fix the fact that not really everything in Unix is a file, but Unix was Good Enough™ so nobody adopted it. 8-P