Post #2579023
2026-05-15 16:35 UTC
Two standard things people on dates sometimes really wish they'd remembered to bring are breath mints and condoms, so how come no one has ever packaged them together in little joined foil envelopes and sold them in bars or at the counter in convenience stores as "Condomints"?
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@wtrmt@mastodon.social 2026-05-15 16:52
@msbellows@c.im “His cheap mintrubber breath spoke of his intentions before any word came out of his mouth. I took my purse and left”