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Post #2556571

2026-05-14 13:45 UTC

Thursday morning #headlines recap Trump-Xi Beijing summit underway — Iran conspicuously absent from outcomes. Trump met Xi at the Great Hall of the People for 2h15m of closed-door talks. Mao Ning's post-bilateral readout contained zero mention of Iran. Trump told reporters "we have Iran very much under control". Other reports mentioned that Xi didn’t even bother to meet Trump at the airport, and that the visit barely got a mention in Chinese media. Jensen Huang was a last-minute addition to the China trip during an Alaska refueling stop after Trump's personal call. Nvidia surged to record $5.5 trillion market cap on the news, surpassing silver as world's #2 asset. Huang told reporters meetings were "excellent”. Every CEO carried burner phones — no stored data, no corporate systems access. The irony: Apple's Tim Cook negotiating supply chain future in the country where Apple manufactures most products, carrying a phone he can't use. Xi issues sharpest Taiwan warning at a US-China summit in decades. Beijing said Taiwan could trigger "clashes and even conflicts" and called Taiwan independence and peace "as irreconcilable as fire and water". Trump was asked about Taiwan five times and said nothing. Trump says nothing: that’s a bombshell headline right there. Massive Russian combined missile/drone strike on Ukraine — interception rates collapses from 50%+ to under 30% following new Russian Air Force commander appointment. Western air defense stockpiles "entirely diverted to the Middle East". I suspect the interception rate was never 50% to start with. NYT findings: 90% of Iran's missile sites remain despite months of US strikes. Same report mentions they have 70% of their missile arsenal intact. Even if NYT is exaggerating those numbers by a third that’s still quite impressive. Meanwhile US stockpiles reported to be 45% lower than pre-war levels. Iran demands: end war on all fronts, lift sanctions, unfreeze assets, reparations, sovereignty over Hormuz. Further, Iran claims 80% of bombed Tehran areas restored, demands $270B compensation. Iran says it can enrich to 90% weapons-grade in record time if attacked again. US officials say Iran is 2 weeks from nuclear weapons. Oh my sides… Netanyahu allegedly made clandestine trip to UAE during height of Iran war. UAE officially denied it. Israel sent Iron Dome & troops to UAE. UAE cozying up to Israel is one of the more perplexing developments in this war. S&P 500 sets another high with possibly narrowest breadth record high in history — 350 S&P names down on the day. Right now the AI balloon is keeping the irrational exuberance afloat… Senate confirmed Kevin Warsh as Fed Chairman in the most partisan vote ever — 51-45. Dems seething, although I’m not sure why… it’s not as though this guy would actually clean up their little rigged casino scheme… CIA reportedly raided Tulsi Gabbard's ODNI office, seized 40 boxes including JFK and MK-ULTRA files being processed for declassification. (((Rep. Luna))) gave CIA 24 hours to return documents. CIA boys must be shidding their pants after being threatened by a bikini model. Israeli parliament voted to dissolve itself. If only this were literally true. Rubio wearing Maduro's Nike Tech Fleece tracksuit on Air Force One. The White House calls it "Venezuela Nike Tech." Seems kinda gay, but then Rubio’s got a history of heteroflexible antics… The Department of Labor’s latest report shows that close to a third of working-age men have vanished from the labor force. No pussy, no work. White House counterterrorism official Sebastian Gorka says certain speech could be treated as incitement of violence under government standards, most notably anti-Israel speech. Lawsuit alleges ChatGPT is sharing data with Google and Meta. Any expectation of privacy is just pure naivety at this point. AIPAC declares total victory in all the recent elections in the United States and now intends to make an example out of Thomas Massie for even mentioning the name Jeffrey Epstein. Meanwhile Howard Lutnick testifies under oath that he now believes Jeffrey Epstein never engaged in blackmail. And, in another bit of jew-theater that beggars belief: The President of the Zionist Organization of America says he has discovered “new evidence” that links Iran directly to the 9/11 terrorist attacks and that if we don’t keep fighting an American city could get nuked. Keep overplaying your hand dirty jews - your time is coming. Canada court blocks Alberta separatists’ bid to force an independence vote over failure to consult Indigenous people. I called this one - they’ll never get out with votes alone. King Charles confirms he’s merely a serf: “My government will take urgent action to tackle antisemitism and ensure all communities feel safe." In these difficult times be sure to give your frens a hand up whenever you can…

Replies (19)

  • @kurt@truthandfreedom.social 2026-05-14 13:58

    @jb@nicecrew.digital I wonder if China is, at long last, flexing its diplomatic muscle a little bit: “Knock off the shit with Iran and blocking our energy, or we’ll take the baby step of blockading Taiwan.”

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  • @Sovereign@nicecrew.digital 2026-05-14 14:00

    @jb@nicecrew.digital The chains used to shackle the Québec independence movement will surely be used to shackle down Anglo dissent in Alberta. If Alberta were serious, they would coordinate with Québec instead of trash talking all the time against it. Now that Alberta has played its hand, (((Canada))) will flood it with immigrants to make sure it never has this opinion again. Oh yeah, same thing they are doing to Québec and yes... Ireland too.

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  • @NitroDubs@poa.st 2026-05-14 14:30

    >Canada court blocks Alberta separatists’ bid to force an independence vote over failure to consult Indigenous people. I expected the current regime to block the vote, but I’m in awe at how fake and gay the way they blocked it was. Hopefully America can arm the moderate Albertan rebels. >Iran says it can enrich to 90% weapons-grade in record time if attacked again. US officials say Iran is 2 weeks from nuclear weapons. Don‘t threaten it, do it. Detonate a nuke even after the bombing campaign. If they do no one will take American military might seriously ever again. >White House counterterrorism official Sebastian Gorka says certain speech could be treated as incitement of violence under government standards, most notably anti-Israel speech. Sebastian, does this extend to White Americans? I already know the answer to that.

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  • @bloggerski@poa.st 2026-05-14 14:49

    Great news day jb. Wtf would canada do if alberta just said fuck you we're leaving ? The courts can take turns pounding each other in the ass!

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  • @SavvyLevie@poa.st 2026-05-14 15:11

    >Every CEO carried burner phones — no stored data, no corporate systems access. So now privacy and anonymity are no longer a threat to democracy? >Trump was asked about Taiwan five times and said nothing. Pic rel >NYT findings: 90% of Iran's missile sites remain despite months of US strikes. Same report mentions they have 70% of their missile arsenal intact. Even if NYT is exaggerating those numbers by a third that’s still quite impressive. Meanwhile US stockpiles reported to be 45% lower than pre-war levels. Persians teaching the world how to fell a giant. They get an A+ forn their impeccable study of the US military and diplomatic doctrines and their preparation for war with the soon to be ex-hegemon of the modern world. >Iran says it can enrich to 90% weapons-grade in record time if attacked again. US officials say Iran is 2 weeks from nuclear weapons. Oh my sides… On this front, unfortunately, they get a C. Stop saying that shit and do it. And wipe pissrael off the face of the earth while you're at it. >Netanyahu allegedly made clandestine trip to UAE during height of Iran war. UAE officially denied it. Israel sent Iron Dome & troops to UAE. UAE cozying up to Israel is one of the more perplexing developments in this war. Gulftards are still convinced that sticking with Uncle Sam and pissrael is their best bet against a possible Persian takeover in the region. They've dug themselves in too deep to get out now. >Canada court blocks Alberta separatists’ bid to force an independence vote over failure to consult Indigenous people. Weren't these indigenous retards always assmad about being colonized? What better chance to reclaim their land than this? It's all so fucking fake, gay, and retarded...

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  • @greenshoots@poa.st 2026-05-14 15:14

    Thank you for the news recap JB! 🍻

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  • @James_Dixon@poa.st 2026-05-14 15:42

    > Right now the AI balloon is keeping the irrational exuberance afloat… If this reminds you of the lead up to the dot com crash, you're absolutely right.

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  • All communities except native Brits, eh Chucky boy?

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  • @Eiregoat@nicecrew.digital 2026-05-14 17:08

    > Every CEO carried burner phones — no stored data, no corporate systems access. Of their own initiative or trump's or their hosts'? > Western air defense stockpiles "entirely diverted to the Middle East". I suspect the interception rate was never 50% to start with. I guess "two and a half wars" is now "half a war." If even that. > UAE cozying up to Israel is one of the more perplexing developments in this war. At this point the only explanation that makes sense to me is that the leaders are sexually compromised. Probably not women or girls. Even boys might not trigger a response in that region, so that leaves men. Nyetenyahu flew in to turn the screws and remind them who their owners are. > Dems seething, although I’m not sure why… it’s not as though this guy would actually clean up their little rigged casino scheme… My guess: Zionist vs. Globalist candidate. There's been a rift brewing for a while. > Israeli parliament voted to dissolve itself. If only this were literally true. Does that mean bibi is out of office? > Rubio wearing Maduro's Nike Tech Fleece tracksuit on Air Force One. The White House calls it "Venezuela Nike Tech." As in actually his tracksuit? Or same model? Weird flex either way. > The Department of Labor’s latest report shows that close to a third of working-age men have vanished from the labor force. No pussy, no work. That and they were forced out. More like "no work no pussy." > The President of the Zionist Organization of America says he has discovered “new evidence” that links Iran directly to the 9/11 terrorist attacks Good. The more they try to stretch the propaganda value of their fairytales the better for us. > Canada court blocks Alberta separatists’ bid to force an independence vote over failure to consult Indigenous people. I called this one - they’ll never get out with votes alone. Yep. They should still hold the vote anyhow though. Force them to send the RCMP in. > King Charles confirms he’s merely a serf: “My government will take urgent action to tackle antisemitism and ensure all communities feel safe." Why any brit still values the monarchy is beyond me.

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  • @EvilSandmich@poa.st 2026-05-14 19:37

    >the visit barely got a mention in Chinese media. It would have gotten better press if Xi thought that he was talking to the person who was actually in charge of the country. >Any expectation of privacy is just pure naivety at this point. Yesterday I fired up a new Samsung application at work and it's "privacy policy" was "We will squeeze every metric we can out of you and sell it to anyone and everyone, including people who will try to sell you stuff". It probably wouldn't have phased me except for the fact that this is a *paid* product. >AIPAC declares total victory in all the recent elections Someone ran against them? :eyeroll:

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  • @PalePimp@poa.st 2026-05-14 19:59

    >>I suspect the interception rate was never 50% to start with. AD doesn't work except for the slowest of targets, it has a lot of bugs that emerge with saturation attacks, things like interceptors turning around hitting nearby buildings as seen in Israel multiple times, whether this is the consequence of outsourcing programming to jeets USAF incompetence or lack of talent due to politicians meddling... who knows, it is what it is doesn't work and they can't admit it doesn't.

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  • @PalePimp@poa.st 2026-05-14 20:02

    >>UAE cozying up to Israel is one of the more perplexing developments in this war. This has been a known fact since the wikileaks cable dump 20 years ago.

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  • @PalePimp@poa.st 2026-05-14 20:04

    >>seized 40 boxes including JFK and MK-ULTRA files being processed for declassification If anybody believes this is what they "seized" I have a bridge in Baltimore to sell for scrap.

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  • @thragg@byzantinenexus.io 2026-05-14 20:43

    @jb@nicecrew.digital claude summarize this post 50 words or less lol ​:eggman_laugh:​

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  • @jb@nicecrew.digital 2026-05-14 14:37

    Whites have this trait of wanting to follow the rules That is deadly in a corrupt low-trust society

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  • @jb@nicecrew.digital 2026-05-14 14:57

    (((the fix))) is always in

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  • @Sovereign@nicecrew.digital 2026-05-14 15:20

    @LordOfTheKangs@poa.st @Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club @jb@nicecrew.digital @NitroDubs@poa.st So how did Canada operate before Albertan oil sands. No I realize it is a good source of wealth but how did the country feed itself and power itself before the oil sands. I do agree that if they just did it, there is little that could ultimately be done. Getting there is the problem.

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  • @Sovereign@nicecrew.digital 2026-05-14 15:54

    @LordOfTheKangs@poa.st @Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club @jb@nicecrew.digital @NitroDubs@poa.st Yeah, that is true. We still need some oil but for energy itself, Québec produces so much that they export it to New England and they have so much of it that they even had some crypto mining companies exploit the cheap energy costs. I've even had apartments I rented that I didn't even pay a electric bill (not the most common thing though so don't confuse my exception as a rule for the province lol). Québec and Ontario still have a lot of dairy farms from what I understand though but probably not like the middle provinces of the country.

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  • @Sovereign@nicecrew.digital 2026-05-14 16:05

    @Kalogerosstilitis2RevengeoftheJunta@poa.st @Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club @jb@nicecrew.digital @LordOfTheKangs@poa.st @NitroDubs@poa.st Generally good documentary about the project but I recall he had a few errors that he made though: https://youtu.be/ZkfBQ9T1vSQ

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