Post #2446662
2026-05-08 07:23 UTC
@evelynefoerster@swiss.social That's it ! "... I’m currently the bottleneck on three other critical projects.' ..." I've noted it down for the next meeting. Allows one to slip elegantly out of the noose.
Oh, and by the way, never again will I attend a meeting in slip-on shoes and try to pretend I'm lacing them.
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@evelynefoerster@swiss.social 2026-05-08 14:42
@pacman@swiss.social Or next time, just wear Velcro. Then you can dramatically rip and re-rip them while muttering, 'This is my priority... just give me a second to align my chakras with the sole.' Bonus points if you bring a stress ball to squeeze for 'focus.' The chairperson will assume you’re deep in thought, not just praying for the floor to swallow you whole.