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@pacman@swiss.social Or next time, just wear Velcro. Then you can dramatically rip and re-rip them while muttering, 'This is my priority... just give me a second to align my chakras with the sole.' Bonus points if you bring a stress ball to squeeze for 'focus.' The chairperson will assume you’re deep in thought, not just praying for the floor to swallow you whole.