Post #2412265
2026-05-11 16:47 UTC
Replies (12)
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@kajord@hachyderm.io 2026-05-11 17:13
@dabeaz@mastodon.social if you're not experimenting with cocaine to increase your productivity, you'll be left behind!
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@ham_sando@mastodon.social 2026-05-11 18:08
@dabeaz@mastodon.social lol is this a satyrical AI euphemism?
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@DaveMWilburn@infosec.exchange 2026-05-11 20:50
@dabeaz@mastodon.social Hey now, at least cocaine makes you feel good and has some occasional medical uses.
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@noplasticshower@infosec.exchange 2026-05-11 20:50
@dabeaz@mastodon.social it's the '80s again
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@livingpixel@indieweb.social 2026-05-11 21:01
@dabeaz@mastodon.social Hm, what happens when the dealers jack up the prices?
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@rjohnston@techhub.social 2026-05-11 22:34
@dabeaz@mastodon.social Who's Rick James and who's Charlie Murphy in this allegory? 😂 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MCEKizAOZ14&pp=ygUjY29jYWluZSBhIGhlbGwgb2YgYSBkcnVnIHJpY2sgamFtZXM%3D
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@mxchara@seattle.pink 2026-05-11 22:43
@dabeaz@mastodon.social oh yeah bump-coding is the new thing, just...do a bump and then watch your productivity go through the roof!
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@leonerd@fosstodon.org 2026-05-11 23:43
@dabeaz@mastodon.social Yeah but I don't want to use cocaine because I'd just be funneling money to a few central druglord kingpins. And I'd be encouraging a society where everyone would be dependent on it and couldn't function without it any more. Wait, are we still being literal or is this an analogy?
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@Teratogenese@mamot.fr 2026-05-12 05:45
@dabeaz@mastodon.social Like it or not, cocaine is here to stay.
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@brainstarving@neopaquita.es 2026-05-12 07:36
@dabeaz@mastodon.social @Shine_McShine@neopaquita.es
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@bakuninboys@aus.social 2026-05-12 09:57
@dabeaz@mastodon.social this for meat eating.
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@nkn@piaille.fr 2026-05-12 18:27
@failedLyndonLaRouchite@mas.to @dabeaz@mastodon.social Try and replace cocaine with Skyr in all messages above.