Pastor leads leads wild dedication ceremony for Trump’s giant gold statue
2026-05-09 16:08 UTC
Replies (17)
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@SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2026-05-11 14:15
Trump, seen here jerking off an NBA star... 
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@okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 2026-05-09 16:14
Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image...
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@Infrapink@thebrainbin.org 2026-05-09 22:42
Oh it gets better. > The statue — which rises 15 feet atop a 7-foot base — was commissioned and bankrolled by a collective of crypto investors seeking to boost visibility for their memecoin, $PATRIOT, according to _The Daily Beast_. > Sculptor Alan Cottrill told _The Times_ in February that he agreed to create the bronze figure for $300,000 but complained that the investors were slow in paying. In November he proposed coating it in gold leaf. > > His suggestion went down like an offering of water “to a person dying of thirst,” he said. “Immediately everybody jumped on board.”
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@schwim@piefed.zip 2026-05-09 16:29
Why would you think a pastor would give pause? If you can get someone to believe in a magic space daddy, the shift to a magic land-based daddy should be trivial.
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@newton@feddit.online 2026-05-09 18:12
the pastor is on the Epstein files , I presume ?
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@Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 2026-05-10 07:11
Any "pastor" willing to do this isn't a child of Christ. They are a fraud. By the Bible's own words, Jesus will turn them away at the gates of heaven.
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@A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip 2026-05-09 19:33
It looks _nothing_ like the sleepy, wrinkly, plastered and fat Donny of reality. https://static.the-independent.com/2026/05/01/14/2273935873.jpg
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@AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2026-05-09 23:44
https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/
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@Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2026-05-10 07:34
kripke from the boyz responded with the homelander golden statue post in response to this.
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@D_C@sh.itjust.works 2026-05-09 20:03
I sure hope no one defiles that shitty statue. Or rip it down. That would be ~~hilarious~~, whoops, I mean terrible!
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@Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 2026-05-09 19:26
Beasts aren't known for their smarts
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@gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 2026-05-09 17:48
ICEatzgruppen would 100% cap Jesus’s brown ass
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@gedaliyah@lemmy.world 2026-05-10 01:27
I mean, that's exactly what the Romans did to him.
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@phutatorius@lemmy.zip 2026-05-11 10:11
Golden porker.
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@ninjabard@lemmy.world 2026-05-09 17:28
Something something golden calf....
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@Hermit_Lailoken@lemmy.world 2026-05-09 16:58
Jesus would be flipping tables left and right. That is if ICE doesn't deport him, or kill him.
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@jaxxed@lemmy.world 2026-05-11 13:47
That thing is not gonna last. It's gonna get vandalised within 24 hours.