Post #2375300
2026-05-10 21:58 UTC
Anyone got a paper on the intricacies of training a submissive with NIST800 guidelines? Asking for a friend...
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@darfplatypus@infosec.exchange 2026-05-10 21:59
@grey@infosec.exchange every time my SIEM sends me a notification it makes a clicker noise, is that the same thing?
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@lapt0r@infosec.exchange 2026-05-10 22:03
@grey@infosec.exchange the annals of government are so lousy with people who fetishize power itself that there is almost certainly a NIST SP for this.
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@TindrasGrove@infosec.exchange 2026-05-10 22:48
@grey@infosec.exchange you can probably make all the 800-53 controls euphemisms? Alternately, I’ve been wanting to do a recording of them but in the most soothing, hypnotic voice I can manage (as a sleep aid).