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darfplatypus@infosec.exchange

Known Threat, Top 1% Internet Race Car DriverCross-Functional Millitary-grade High-Velocity CyberCloudBlockchainDevAppSecThreat-IntelOps ArchitechIf your account is empty/looks fake, I'm not accepting your follow request. If it's your first night, you have to fight. Everything posted here should be considered a shitpost and in no way the official stance or opinion of my employer, or even considered a cohesive thought.

Posts

Post #4459772
We have sub-menus, but where are all the dom-menus
Post #4403147
>congressional candidate knocked out after making threats. more and more I feel like id make a great congressman if only because I'm not a raging asshole for every second of every day that hates my fellow Americans
Post #4389456
Was thinking the other day how I hate that Google has been making assistant worse to encourage Gemini usage. Turns out they finally solved that problem, by just deprecating the assistant in September 🙃 now it's not optional
Post #4367583
its amazing this website is free*
Post #4367571
i wonder if there are polycules of chemistry nerds that try to make their polycule graph into molecule shapes 🤔
Post #4367102
Which brownie piece is best?
Post #4365630
you must surrender yourself to the gaycation ™️
Post #4361179
RE: https://infosec.exchange/@nyanbinary/117032773137585403 Hire Nyan. Do it.
Post #4285008
Laughing at the idea that no matter how bad ass of a blue teamer you think you are the adversary just has you listed as a blocker on their jira board for stand-up and is taking team suggestions on getting unblocked.
Post #4263370
welcome to the fediverse my favorite little psychos
Post #4168412
I know a lot of people don't like AI, but like, can we just shovel the source for AD DC and tell the AI to rebuild it following best security practices learned over the last 30 years? I feel like somehow it can't be worse than what we have 😅
Post #4167361
Slept through my alarm, woke up with 45 minutes till this doc was due. Cranked it out and no comments from the notoriously annoying PM. Being a consultant has taught me too well how to be a piece of shit and get away with it.
Post #4152895
Oh, you wanted a stable route and gateway for EVERY packet? you needy hoe.
Post #4124998
Polycule full of cat girls, call that com-purrrr-sion
Post #4123070
Yeah, I'm something of an artist myself /s
Post #4065114
I should probably stop shitposting and go to work huh? But that requires pants, and a desire to work, and interaction with people.
Post #4018288
Binary ninja sale until August 1st 35% off. https://binary.ninja/2026/07/22/10-years-of-binary-ninja.html
Post #3974044
getting called a pesky little intelligence analyst for * checks notes * remembering something someone said they liked 😂
Post #3915269
Is using @nullpo@masto.hackers.town to boost my content into the feeds of my target demographic a type of injection attack or insider threat? 🤔
Post #3869314
if youre sleeping on chilli garlic momos when you get indian food, youre missing out. soooooo good 🤤
Post #3846029
"all I'm hearing is shooting blanks makes you a better photographer" Yup, send toot.
Post #3825068
United Nyan Darfkeeping Missions Force
Post #3821018
Why is electricity always trying to get back into the ground so badly? Whats down there it wants so badly to be near? Or worse, whats up here its afraid of?
Post #3813869
@Mr_Briney@universeodon.com what I'm hearing is I should be charging more. 🤔
Post #3811770
@elebertus@eigenmagic.net @theorangetheme@en.osm.town @cR0w@infosec.exchange RCAs are just aftercare.
Post #3811323
A project manager is just your worksona's Dom
Post #3775793
Pink pony club comes on the radio "OH ITS PINK BONER CLUB! "
Post #3769780
Shower monster is kinda like a shower beer right?
Post #3764299
I have a handful of people I follow with some variation of Cr0w in their handle and I always get them confused every time 😅
Post #3751137
A bikini bottom except its the same mechanism as a slap bracelet