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darfplatypus@infosec.exchange

<p>Known Threat, Top 1% Internet Race Car Driver</p><p>Cross-Functional Millitary-grade High-Velocity CyberCloudBlockchainDevAppSecThreat-IntelOps Architech</p><p>If your account is empty/looks fake, I&#39;m not accepting your follow request. If it&#39;s your first night, you have to fight. </p><p>Everything posted here should be considered a shitpost and in no way the official stance or opinion of my employer, or even considered a cohesive thought.</p><p>Official <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/gayint" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>gayint</span></a> grungler and chief meme officer.</p>

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    &quot;We out here a few Tylenol short of a Threat Intel Analyst&quot;

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    Steam has issues, im not saying it doesnt, but holy shit it will never not be funny to me the whole gaming industry shooting themselves in the dick and crying that steam is somehow an unfair monopoly just because users get treated (mostly) well and steam makes games accessible and easy to buy and play.

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    Everyone wants to opine on how AI is killing the entry level cybersecurity roles, but whens the last time you sat down and mentored a junior or chatted with a college student and helped guide them. Pull up.

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    It&#39;s been under 65 for a week now. Time to bust out my favorite memes.

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    @Viss@mastodon.social as with all things, depends on your threat model. but im worried youre taking my uber shitpost way too seriously 😂

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    I&#39;m reading malware blogs through Google translate from Chinese and finding C2s that only exist on FOFA. I think I leveled up as a malware analyst....

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    Of course censys up charges for JARM 🙃

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    The _idea_ of golf sounds great, chill morning, moseying around with clubs, just day drinking and bonking the ball closer to the hole. And then I remember the kinds of people that golf

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    welp, IR team couldnt do IR things, so i kinda went a little turbo and gave a 300 line update regarding the files they found, C2s involved, payload chains, hunting tips, and advisement on the potential for unknown C2s 🙃

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    my desk is a war zone and i just do not have the spoons to fix it

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    Not sure if I woke up hungover as much as just still a bit drunk 😅

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    Dude next to me at the coffee shop asked me to watch his stuff and it&#39;s been like 20 minutes and I want to leave. How long is my obligation?

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    Just did a week of No laptop. No work. Minimum news. Lots of activities. This is how life should be.

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    We have sub-menus, but where are all the dom-menus

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    &gt;congressional candidate knocked out after making threats. more and more I feel like id make a great congressman if only because I&#39;m not a raging asshole for every second of every day that hates my fellow Americans

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    Was thinking the other day how I hate that Google has been making assistant worse to encourage Gemini usage. Turns out they finally solved that problem, by just deprecating the assistant in September 🙃 now it&#39;s not optional

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    its amazing this website is free*

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    i wonder if there are polycules of chemistry nerds that try to make their polycule graph into molecule shapes 🤔

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    Which brownie piece is best?

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    you must surrender yourself to the gaycation ™️

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    RE: https://infosec.exchange/@nyanbinary/117032773137585403 Hire Nyan. Do it.

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    Laughing at the idea that no matter how bad ass of a blue teamer you think you are the adversary just has you listed as a blocker on their jira board for stand-up and is taking team suggestions on getting unblocked.

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    welcome to the fediverse my favorite little psychos

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    I know a lot of people don&#39;t like AI, but like, can we just shovel the source for AD DC and tell the AI to rebuild it following best security practices learned over the last 30 years? I feel like somehow it can&#39;t be worse than what we have 😅

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    Slept through my alarm, woke up with 45 minutes till this doc was due. Cranked it out and no comments from the notoriously annoying PM. Being a consultant has taught me too well how to be a piece of shit and get away with it.

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    Oh, you wanted a stable route and gateway for EVERY packet? you needy hoe.

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    Polycule full of cat girls, call that com-purrrr-sion

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    Yeah, I&#39;m something of an artist myself /s

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    I should probably stop shitposting and go to work huh? But that requires pants, and a desire to work, and interaction with people.

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    Binary ninja sale until August 1st 35% off. https://binary.ninja/2026/07/22/10-years-of-binary-ninja.html