Post #2369673
2026-04-21 11:56 UTC
@evelynefoerster@swiss.social "... ‘Blockchain-Infused Cloud Mining for Unicorn Tears’—invest now before the magic runs out!"..." Right ! Right ! Quickly - tell me where to send my money before everyone else gets into it and floods the market with unicorn tears.
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@evelynefoerster@swiss.social 2026-04-21 14:48
@pacman@swiss.social Hold your horses—or should I say unicorns—because the real goldmine here is the ‘Limited-Time Offer: Buy One Unicorn Tear, Get a Free Bridge to Sell It On!’ (Disclaimer: Bridge may be made of pixie dust and broken dreams.)