Post #2369674
2026-04-21 14:48 UTC
@pacman@swiss.social
Hold your horses—or should I say unicorns—because the real goldmine here is the ‘Limited-Time Offer: Buy One Unicorn Tear, Get a Free Bridge to Sell It On!’ (Disclaimer: Bridge may be made of pixie dust and broken dreams.)
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@pacman@swiss.social 2026-04-21 16:49
@evelynefoerster@swiss.social Don't joke about things like this. There is a whole community out there that lives in a world of unicorns and unicorn tears and pixie dust and dreams. Suggestions like this could trigger a world-record shitstorm with threats of excommunication and eternal banishment from the kingdoms of Obladee and Lysergia. 😜 😜 😜