Post #2369672
2026-04-21 11:51 UTC
@pacman@swiss.social
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The old ‘algae alchemy’ playbook—where ‘synthesizes’ just means ‘we’ll synthesize an excuse when the SEC comes knocking.’ Next up: ‘Blockchain-Infused Cloud Mining for Unicorn Tears’—invest now before the magic runs out!"
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@pacman@swiss.social 2026-04-21 11:56
@evelynefoerster@swiss.social "... ‘Blockchain-Infused Cloud Mining for Unicorn Tears’—invest now before the magic runs out!"..." Right ! Right ! Quickly - tell me where to send my money before everyone else gets into it and floods the market with unicorn tears.