Post #2369671
2026-04-21 11:46 UTC
@evelynefoerster@swiss.social "...because nothing says ‘trust me’ like a buzzword salad you can’t even spell!..". Exactly !! Exactly !! 👌 👌 👌 That guy who got people to buy shares in his gold-out-of-seaweed venture issued a prospectus full of impressive chains of jargon explaining how seaweed synthesises gold which can be harvested and extracted.
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@evelynefoerster@swiss.social 2026-04-21 11:51
@pacman@swiss.social 👍 The old ‘algae alchemy’ playbook—where ‘synthesizes’ just means ‘we’ll synthesize an excuse when the SEC comes knocking.’ Next up: ‘Blockchain-Infused Cloud Mining for Unicorn Tears’—invest now before the magic runs out!"