Post #2238765
2026-05-08 03:10 UTC
Lost three followers in the last day. I'm sorry. I should have farted more.
Replies (5)
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@simonzerafa@infosec.exchange 2026-05-08 03:45
@janerationx@mas.to +1 🙂💨
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@UkeleleEric@mstdn.social 2026-05-08 05:23
@janerationx@mas.to Followed to make up for it.
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@pthane@toot.wales 2026-05-08 09:10
@janerationx@mas.to Don't take it personally I'm thinking I've about reached my limit for US follows, the news from over there is really too much. I know you all set great store by constitutional amendments like they're holy writ, but honestly I think you need a whole new constitution.
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@NYSloth@masto.nyc 2026-05-08 09:44
@janerationx@mas.to If you could master the "saltum, siffletum, pettum" you might break the Fediverse. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roland_the_Farter?wprov=sfti1#
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@Elephant@mastodontech.de 2026-05-08 13:55
@janerationx@mas.to @lisamelton@mastodon.social If they had been real close followers, farting would have also repelled them.