A lot of people are drinking or showering in very tiny ppm of Marilyn Monroe's piss everyday
2026-05-06 04:49 UTC
Replies (21)
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@FriendOfDeSoto@startrek.website 2026-05-06 05:03
I take solace in the fact that there must be minute traces of my own piss in there as well.
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@PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 2026-05-06 07:02
Every glass of water you drink is basically statistically guaranteed to have a free sample of hydrogen atoms that were once sold as gamer girl bath water by Belle Delphine
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@JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2026-05-06 07:20
Just MM's pee floating around in our water supply the past 60 years? Nobody else's pee? What's going on?
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@Miller@lemmy.world 2026-05-06 15:21
This is clearly nonsense, some people don't shower every day.
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@Wrongdoer2@sh.itjust.works 2026-05-06 05:14
Don't whant to judge but: What a strange thought mate, are you OK?
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@wewbull@feddit.uk 2026-05-06 22:49
Which proves homeopathy. I bet you haven't been plagued with Marilyn Monroe recently.
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@HyperfocusSurfer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2026-05-06 08:44
Reminds me of a thought experiment, which, with some assumptions, calculated that the final solution while preparing a homeopathic "medicine" contains more Hitler's piss than whatever the active ingredient was originally. Y'know, in case the fact that, in quite a few of those, a molecule of said active ingredient corresponds to more molecules that are estimated to exist within the observable universe isn't enough
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@Pudutr0n@lemmy.world 2026-05-06 05:31
Interesting train of thought. When you considered this, what were you doing in the sh... umm... You know what? Nvm. Just wash your hands when you're done.
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@BitUnWise@programming.dev 2026-05-07 02:11
It's likely that there's some water molecules that were part of her piss, but it's definitely not piss anymore
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@Pattylay@lemmy.world 2026-05-06 05:16
Boooo fuck you!
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@kambusha@sh.itjust.works 2026-05-06 05:49
We're also inhaling her recycled farts..
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@emeralddawn45@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2026-05-06 07:52
Also Marilyn Manson's. And not just piss.
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@JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2026-05-06 07:05
Bill gates drank water that was filtered from raw sewage and I will never forget that.
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@Eric@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2026-05-06 11:45
I am reminded of those water bottles that have encouragements to drink water printed on them. This could be a powerful source of motivation for some
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@Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 2026-05-06 11:48
OMG yum!
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@Mowcherie@lemmy.world 2026-05-07 00:12
Assuming 1.5 L/day for 36 year and Earth’s freshwater volume of 3.5 × 10¹⁹ L, that would be a concentration of ~0.00000000056 ppm, if perfectly mixed. A 50 L shower has ~1.7×10²⁷ water molecules... assuming perfect mixing of her water in Earth's freshwater.... roughly 1 trillion Monroe-source water molecules per shower. And now I am regretting my life decisions.
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@5in1k@lemmy.zip 2026-05-06 09:54
My friends and I say lakes are Napoleon’s Urine.
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@underThunder@thelemmy.club 2026-05-22 11:27
And I'm happy to do so.
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@BucketBong@p.hobo.social 2026-05-06 06:06
Fuck, I need to get a pool!
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@TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 2026-05-06 11:28
I always swim in T. rex blood…. Well more like homeopathic dilution of it but that only makes it more potent.
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@Ategon@programming.dev 2026-05-07 13:41
comment was restored instantly since it shouldn't have hit that message (ill probably try to get piss removed from the check). Just a way for admins to be able to check messages to prevent new accounts from instantly harassing people after sign up