Post #2192406
2026-05-07 08:48 UTC
Replies (16)
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@abstractcode@eigenmagic.net 2026-05-07 08:51
@weirdestate@eigenmagic.net It's a trap for the extremely unwary.
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@JonnyT@mastodon.me.uk 2026-05-07 08:54
@weirdestate@eigenmagic.net So you can decapitate yourself while dodging the darts.
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@soursaltyfatso@techhub.social 2026-05-07 08:55
@weirdestate@eigenmagic.net wonder what's the story behind this one and where do the kids go now?
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@guigsy@mstdn.social 2026-05-07 08:55
@weirdestate@eigenmagic.net is it a poker table?
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@snep@y.diskcat.com 2026-05-07 09:01
@weirdestate@eigenmagic.net That surface is waaay to reflective to be a trampoline IMO, looks more like a glass-top table with a weird rim around it :neocat_thinking:
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@rdm@aus.social 2026-05-07 09:13
@weirdestate@eigenmagic.net The barber's chair in the bathroom... Single family, huh? A really big one, I'm guessing. I cannot help but think of Admiral Akbar's comment about the source of the intelligence about the Death Star 2. And his eventual conclusion.
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@pearl@fedi.rrr.sh 2026-05-07 09:21
@weirdestate@eigenmagic.net single-polycule residence
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@NatureMC@mastodon.online 2026-05-07 09:39
@weirdestate@eigenmagic.net Well, under that stinky carpet (photo2), you'll find corpses or an Ikea-like ball pit ...
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@coreysnipes@hachyderm.io 2026-05-07 09:42
@weirdestate@eigenmagic.net Ain't nobody looking to keep up with cleaning and maintenance on 14,000 interior sqft.
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@somekindofgarf@kind.social 2026-05-07 09:51
@weirdestate@eigenmagic.net "Single family" "9 beds" This is some McAllister shit and I fucking hate the McAllisters
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@f4grx@chaos.social 2026-05-07 10:47
@weirdestate@eigenmagic.net this is so awful.
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@dotyk@mastodon.social 2026-05-07 12:00
@weirdestate@eigenmagic.net Where is #StephenKing when we need him so much? He wrote the wrong #sequel to #TheShining, and here's this stuff!
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@arclight@oldbytes.space 2026-05-07 12:47
@weirdestate@eigenmagic.net Ooh, they have Skee-Ball!
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@twipped@twipped.social 2026-05-07 13:22
@weirdestate@eigenmagic.net now, me... I would have built more walls.
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@chuff@bark.wolp.chat 2026-05-07 13:43
@weirdestate@eigenmagic.net Why would you place a trampoline under a ceiling fan? Because you want shorter friends?
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@KanaMauna@sauropods.win 2026-05-07 16:53
@weirdestate@eigenmagic.net Hey, I found a new compound for our cult.