Post #2150991
2026-03-21 12:24 UTC
I want my obituary to read that i died of supernatural causes, with no further explanation.
Replies (6)
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@crazyeddie@mastodon.social 2026-03-21 15:54
@flargh@mastodon.social "Oh. He was suffocated by bullshit. That's awful."
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@ddgulledge@social.linux.pizza 2026-03-21 16:42
@flargh@mastodon.social I want mine to state that my cause of death is the subject of an ongoing investigation, without any mention of who is investigating or why.
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@davidhmccoy@mastodon.world 2026-03-21 19:00
@flargh@mastodon.social Mine starts with “He died with his boots on.” Ends with ”Naked girl avalanche.”
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@Felis_Catus_Domesticus@mstdn.party 2026-03-21 19:01
@flargh@mastodon.social a lot snazzier than those funerals you see on Star Trek..
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@number6@fosstodon.org 2026-03-21 20:50
@flargh@mastodon.social A lot of insurance policies do include a "acts of God" clause.
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@muddle@infosec.exchange 2026-03-22 00:58
@flargh@mastodon.social https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-qpHtTHVb4