Post #2014774
2026-01-08 18:48 UTC
Replies (17)
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@robertpi@functional.cafe 2026-01-08 18:50
Stolen from a screen-shot of X-itter posted here, but honestly, I'm through crediting X-itter users.
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@apzpins@mstdn.games 2026-01-08 18:57
@robertpi@functional.cafe Unfortunately the cancel window was the first 12 hours, after which we charged you for the year. Should you want to cancel, you can call a phone number listed on a phone book somewhere between 04:03 and 04:06 on Sunday-Monday night. The service is only available in Mongolian.
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@fennix@infosec.space 2026-01-08 19:01
@robertpi@functional.cafe Reasons for canceling: [ ] I subscribed to the wrong plan. [X] It's too expensive. [X] I don't want to pay a subscription fee and still get ads. [X] 2026 isn't offering me what I expected.
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@stylus@social.afront.org 2026-01-08 20:50
@robertpi@functional.cafe We're sorry to see you go. Remember, when your free trial ends you won't be able to access any of the great content we have planned for 2026. Since we realize you're just making a big mistake and will come crawling right back, we and our 1356 advertising partners will just hold on to your PII and CC#. Thank you for your patronage.
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@eys@front-end.social 2026-01-08 21:08
@robertpi@functional.cafe Iām well and truly over 2020 now.
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@Nerde@beige.party 2026-01-08 21:13
@robertpi@functional.cafe To unsubscribe please call our fully automated AI customer service
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@cymplecy@fosstodon.org 2026-01-08 21:20
@robertpi@functional.cafe :( but #LOL
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@solitha@mastodon.social 2026-01-08 22:41
@robertpi@functional.cafe Remember that Office "rebranding"? They actually meant this. 2026 *is* 365 Copilot.
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@KikoKate@mstdn.party 2026-01-08 22:42
@robertpi@functional.cafe š¤Øššµāš«š¤®šµāš«
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@apriloq@connectop.us 2026-01-08 22:48
@robertpi@functional.cafe not a free trial, but definitely donāt want to renew.
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@apriloq@connectop.us 2026-01-08 22:48
@robertpi@functional.cafe not a free trial, but definitely donāt want to renew.
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@RantingCanuck@mstdn.ca 2026-01-08 23:08
@robertpi@functional.cafe To unsubscribe please submit your formal request to the calendar advancement department. Current request processing time is 357 days.
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@XennyG@social.vivaldi.net 2026-01-08 23:37
@robertpi@functional.cafe Sorry, but after 90 days, you will be judged and sentenced to a lifetime of 2026, and your bank account will continue to be charged, because banks don't care. It's not their money.
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@TobiWanKenobi@kolektiva.social 2026-01-08 23:50
@robertpi@functional.cafe The entire timeline is fucked, so I'm not sure unsubscribing from this year would do you any good š
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@isol@mastodon.au 2026-01-09 00:38
@robertpi@functional.cafe We're sorry to see you go. On a scale of 1 to 10, how likely are you to recommend 2026 to your friends and family, neighbours, people stopped next to you at traffic lights, and complete random strangers? 1 pretty likely ā¦ 10 oh, absolutely positively definitely!!
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@katanova@retro.social 2026-01-09 06:43
@robertpi@functional.cafe You forgot to sign up with a gift card, it'll take another 358 days for the cancellation to go through.
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@GutterPoetry@mastodon.me.uk 2026-01-09 20:39
@robertpi@functional.cafe More like 2026 was rolled in with a free trial of 'premium anti-virus' which is actually horse dewormer or bleach since there are no regulations or sense in anything anymore. Oh yeah and the whole system is infected with the malicious 'free trial' and there's no legit way to cancel, only option is to set fire to everything LOL. But hey the options for gallows humour are unmatched.