2026-09-14 19:53 UTC
I hope former CEO and current dead guy Brian Thompson is listening to angelic hold music through a terrible speaker while St. Peter figures out how sinful lying to an insurance exec is about why he's been rejected from the hereafter.
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@drsbaitso@infosec.exchange 2026-09-14 19:56
"Okay, so after reviewing our records you won't be allowed past the Pearly Gates because your religious authority didn't properly consecrate the alter during your funeral service. Please reach out to them and have them resubmit."