2026-09-14 19:56 UTC
"Okay, so after reviewing our records you won't be allowed past the Pearly Gates because your religious authority didn't properly consecrate the alter during your funeral service. Please reach out to them and have them resubmit."
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@drsbaitso@infosec.exchange 2026-09-14 19:57
"Oh, as much good work as you did for them, the Fires of Gehenna actually went out-of-network on January 1st. Sorry!"