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• Post #4460717

  Well this is fun. Looks like a Visa debit card (that I never use) got popped. Someone tried to use it to spend $20 for a game and $20 on a study guide.

• Post #4251964

  I know that my neighbors have a dog. And I know that they have a back yard bordering on mine, with a simple chain-link fence separating the two. And I know that they will let the dog into the back yard for fresh air and other business. AND YET I, an adult man with a mortgage and a checkbook and crippling social anxiety, I'll still look out the window in my kitchen and see the neighbor's dog in their back yard and instinctively say "puppy!"

• Post #4214891

  RE: https://mastodon.social/@verge/117005510585926954 I would sooner trust a rabid badger with applying my hemorrhoid cream.

• Post #4212747

  RE: https://infosec.exchange/@0x00string/117004735485760298 Now, I'm just a simple doctor of internetology with all the legal training of a parrot owned by a superfan of Law and Order prior to her untimely and not-at-all-suspicious death, but I'm confident this is guilty of Wrongness in the First Degree, with Aggravated Incorrectitude. The appropriate phraseiotology is "EXEMPT from state and local laws". This tightly binds the lesser fey courts as if with iron or DNS TXT entr...

• Post #4187622

  Who up swimmin' out past the breakers, watchin' the world die?

• Post #4183456

  I have a sudden craving for those little powdered donuts. I assume this is because someone is walking across my bakery.

• Post #4179534

  RE: https://infosec.exchange/@drsbaitso/117000728954287847 Oh, and the best McDonalds Happy Meals featuring Coca-Cola carbonated beverages are best after you season them with Clorox splashless bleach gel.

• Post #4145631

  it's monday as fuck out here

• Post #4143806

  I have heard so many dumb things today and at least half of them are Google's fault.

• Post #4123433

  Hey fellow grocery store visitor. If you have to wear a shirt saying you’re an ALPHA, we both know that’s a lie.

• Post #4075569

  @deviantollam@defcon.social The closest thing I can think of is pop-up/under ads. And considering (outside a very small crowd of ad thugs) those had the popularity of genital herpes...

• Post #4073739

  Mail-ordered Christ on an e-bike. After researching on TheWirecutter I tried to order a couch from Burrow on July 1st, and I think I actually succeeded? Their website listed it in stock, but I didn't get any shipping notifications for three weeks. I finally emailed them about it, and the couch immediately went from "in stock" to "backordered for 12 weeks". Since I expected already have the furniture by now, I told them to cancel and refund the order last night. Instead...

• Post #4069217

  I'm about to eat a supermarket salad for lunch, it is a dangerous world out there. It's like Vietnam, sort of. It is my personal Vietnam. I feel like a great and very brave solider.

• Post #4003291

  Oh gods damnit. How the fuck am I in Blackreach again?! I was playing Balatro!

• Post #3998003

  I'm not normally the kind of guy that needs $90 in "special tools" to bust a nut off. But today, I was. Did.

• Post #3994803

  All things considered, I'd rather be mistaken for the baseball player who has my name or the porno director who has my name than the gas executive that has my name. Still my fuckin' email address.

• Post #3991707

  RE: https://infosec.exchange/@briankrebs/116959137948884825 There's gonna be a damn mini-recession from the sudden loss of insider trading when he finally chokes on his last cheeseburger.

• Post #3961058

  I wonder what would happen if I sent this video to my boss and asked for a 20% raise now instead of wasting a year on disasters. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QorWpn2O_sI

• Post #3825627

  RE: https://sunny.garden/@Artists_Ali/116920398941707514 From experience: That's too many thoughts. Put some of thoughts back. Trust me. If my mouth could work as fast as my brain, neither one of us would enjoy the experience.

• Post #3820829

  Jesus tittyfuckin' Christ I hate Shopify and all its dogfucked tendrils.

• Post #3740694

  I need a bigger house or less hobbies

• Post #3729993

  I wonder if there’s anyone I’ve disappointed more than myself

• Post #3552662

  A vendor for my day job had a 12 hour outage to start the week. The length pushed the vendor into the second tier of SLA violations for the fiscal year. This morning we had a meeting to discuss that outage and they inadvertently confirmed it was unaudited vibe-coding/AI slop. So at least I've got that going for me. #AI #VibeCoding #Slop #Outage #LLM

• Post #2034847

  Terry Pratchett was born on this day- April 28th, 1948. He passed in 2015, suffering from early-onset Alzheimer's. His Discworld gallimaufry is his most enduring legacy, a beautiful examination of western culture riding all over the spectrum of satire & parody. #TerryPratchett #GNUTerryPratchett #Discworld

• Post #2034846

  Youth pastor (in the most derogatory way) Tim Tebow? Fuck'em.

• Post #2034845

  I loved MaldHound's shorts. I mean, I still do, but now I love them more because he's explicitly calling for folks to support the new WotC/MTG union. "Go watch A Bug's Life and look up what a metaphor is" had me actually laugh out loud. https://youtube.com/shorts/kex-qt9c36s

• Post #2034844

  I wish Radio Shack was still a thing.

• Post #2034843

  Fresh Milo, live in virtual reality: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1L99shJ1bY Come find the truth of the Antarctic Pyramids

• Post #2034842

  I should buy a waterbed.

• Post #2034841

  RE: https://sfba.social/@karlauerbach/116523358676150166 My position on Google has been "fuck'em in the data" since they started spreading Chrome like herpes in 2011. Not surprised the worst digitally-transmitted infection since Norton has mutated into an even more toxic & harmful form.