What's the best insult without any swears?
2026-05-03 22:37 UTC
Replies (40)
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@MantisToboggon@lemmy.world 2026-05-03 22:57
I would not make you the night manager at a place that closed in the evening. Also your mother’s a huge slut.
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@Forester@pawb.social 2026-05-03 23:19
I can read it to you all day but unfortunately I cannot understand it for you.
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@ashenone@lemmy.ml 2026-05-03 23:33
I work with an older lady who hits people with “you’re so pretty” when they do or ask something stupid and I love it.
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@nirodhaavidya@lemmy.world 2026-05-03 23:55
I have neither the crayons nor the inclination to explain it to you.
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@Today@lemmy.world 2026-05-03 23:58
I saw one here the other day calling someone a soup fork. I’ve been using that for people who are completely useless.
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@blackbrook@mander.xyz 2026-05-04 00:22
Did your mother have any children that lived?
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@vrek@programming.dev 2026-05-04 01:06
I blame the alcohol, not what you drank tonight but what your mother drank while pregnant with you
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@SadSadSatellite@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2026-05-04 01:22
You’re lucky your momma died giving birth to you. If she saw you now, she would’ve died of shame.
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@ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 2026-05-04 01:41
Yoghurt cock
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@4am@lemmy.zip 2026-05-04 02:50
I have to thank the one and only James May for introducing me to “you witless dishcloth”
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@Gerudo@lemmy.zip 2026-05-04 02:58
The classic southern “Bless your heart”
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@lordnikon@lemmy.world 2026-05-04 03:18
You make this world not worth saving.
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@osanna@lemmy.vg 2026-05-04 06:52
A few beers short of a six pack
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@khannie@lemmy.world 2026-05-04 06:53
Your ma wears high heels with tracksuit bottoms.
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@TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world 2026-05-04 02:55
Big fan of a slow disapproving head shake and a thumbs down. Especially in road rage situations (or any time I see a Cybertruck).
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@Safeguard@beehaw.org 2026-05-04 09:25
You are the proud owner of not a single redeeming quality.
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@blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2026-05-04 10:08
Thick as mince
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@ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 2026-05-04 12:13
I can explain it to you, but I cannot understand it for you.
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@melsaskca@lemmy.ca 2026-05-04 12:54
You two make quite the wit.
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@yogthos@lemmy.ml 2026-05-04 13:54
I love how you don’t let facts influence your opinion.
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@altphoto@lemmy.today 2026-05-04 13:56
Donkey meat is not transparent, get out of the way! I’m watching!
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@funkajunk@lemmy.world 2026-05-04 00:22
You look easy to draw
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@Surenho@beehaw.org 2026-05-04 14:13
It’s really hard to underestimate you.
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@rslogix89@lemmy.world 2026-05-04 02:53
“Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!”
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@LiamTheBox@lemmy.ml 2026-05-04 15:47
Too offensive for lemmy.ml
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@BROTHERM00N@lemmy.world 2026-05-04 15:56
Chuckle and as you walk away, and under your breath but just loud enough to hear, say “eyebrows” in a way that sounds like you were amused and thinking about how it amused you. They will think about that for years, as I have been
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@Bwaz@lemmy.world 2026-05-04 15:58
A waste of space
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@okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 2026-05-03 23:17
You’re about as smart as a bag of hammers.
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@Today@lemmy.world 2026-05-04 17:27
From my friend - You’re the load your mom should have swallowed.
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@AntiOutsideAktion@lemmy.ml 2026-05-04 18:42
The truth. The reason you’d want to insult them as a direct pointed criticism.
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@tgc2darkness@lemmy.ml 2026-05-04 10:06
No one could possibly have a higher opinion of you than I have.
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@helix@feddit.org 2026-05-04 19:30
“You’re irrelevant to me.”
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@wuphysics87@lemmy.ml 2026-05-04 20:45
He only has two tools and they are both screwdrivers
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@chirayu_alias@lemmy.zip 2026-05-05 02:18
“You look so generic I got a deja vu the first time we met.” I keep recycling this one but it’s hard not to. I have so few good ideas!
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@Athena5898@lemmy.ml 2026-05-05 03:37
“If she was a spice, she would be flour” - Louise Belcher
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@SelfHigh5@lemmy.world 2026-05-05 04:12
Have the day you deserve!
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@FrickAndMortar@lemmy.world 2026-05-05 04:50
There’s a great artist that sells stuff at our local ren-faire; I bought a fridge magnet that says “I saw thee, and thought my day unwell.” It’s illuminated like an old manuscript and depicts a slim greyhound tossing his cookies.
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@DeadNinja@lemmy.world 2026-05-05 05:38
You should be paying for the Oxygen. Yes, that Oxygen.
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@Pazuzu@midwest.social 2026-05-05 07:13
“you’re the sharpest bulb in the chandelier”
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@tangentism@beehaw.org 2026-05-05 07:47
“I say this with the greatest respect…”