Post #1860642
2026-05-01 00:26 UTC
I use self-deprecation as a defense mechanism. I also squirt ink out of my ass and dart away when surprised
Replies (2)
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@catsnfats@mastodon.world 2026-05-01 02:24
@quaap your butt juice is tasty on pasta. It’s the end times and I said what I said.
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@ChristineMalec@mstdn.ca 2026-05-01 05:08
@quaap If I guess what you are do I get to have what you've got in your pocketsssss?