Post #182652
2026-01-29 19:43 UTC
@ObsidianUrbex@mstdn.social Your Uber review:
My driver, Urbex, was a total pro. She found a shortcut through the kelp forest that shaved ten minutes off my commute to the rookery. The ride was incredibly smooth—hardly any drag—and the water temperature was a crisp, perfect 8°C.
She even had fresh herring in the seatback pocket! No slapping, no splashing, just pure aquatic luxury. I arrived feeling sleek and hydrated. 5 stars
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@ObsidianUrbex@mstdn.social 2026-01-30 09:00
@TazPoltorak She was such an adorable passenger I also waived the spoilage charge (someone might have had a little wee in their crate 🤣)