Post #1742735
2026-04-27 05:55 UTC
Replies (14)
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@Guillotine_Jones@beige.party 2026-04-27 06:53
@Neat_hot@beige.party I'm glad SOMEONE is finally fact-checking this song.
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@falcennial@mastodon.social 2026-04-27 07:06
@Neat_hot@beige.party lol good question but it's not about traversal it's about the journey itself: Highlands coastal loop track. extremely scenic, and entirely in-country. 🤌
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@chrisp@cyberplace.social 2026-04-27 07:30
@Neat_hot@beige.party You can go from Adelaide to Brisbane (But why would you? Adelaide is nicer)
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@Anomnomnomaly@beige.party 2026-04-27 07:45
@Neat_hot@beige.party I know this is a joke, but I was curious... and decided to check how long the UK coastal paths were. England there are an estimated 2700 miles of coastal path, technically allowing you to walk the entire coast with some exceptions. In Wales, the coast path is currently around 870 miles. There is a proposed Scotland coastal path, still being constructed. When finished, it will be around 6300 miles long. So yes... they could easily walk 500 miles and 500 more.
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@catnip@goth.dance 2026-04-27 08:14
@Neat_hot@beige.party Not without lööping. Even Durness to Gretna is only about 340 miles :c
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@HCBunny@beige.party 2026-04-27 11:31
@Neat_hot@beige.party To answer this you must first understand every day is a WINDING road.
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@missmelanieh@mastodonapp.uk 2026-04-27 12:09
@Neat_hot@beige.party If my geography is correct - you deficiency wouldn't be in Scotland and I think you would in the sea somewhere.
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@heals@indiepocalypse.social 2026-04-27 12:11
@Neat_hot@beige.party IIRC the song never mentions to walk in a straight line - 1000 miles in a circle around the cliffs of Scotland / the remainder of the UK should work! /cc @purplepadma@beige.party
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@hedders@mas.to 2026-04-27 12:15
@Neat_hot@beige.party Just want to say I am LOVING the replies to this. Peak Fedi.
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@HighlandLawyer@mastodon.social 2026-04-27 14:36
@Neat_hot@beige.party If you have walked 500 miles, and then walked 500 more, only to fall down at the door, you may be eligible for compensation: contact the Pro Claimers.
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@DXMacGuffin@metalhead.club 2026-04-27 14:42
@Neat_hot@beige.party 🎶 I have walked 500 miles,🎶 🎶 and I would walk 500 more.🎶 🎶 I'm the poorest man in Edinburgh🎶 🎶 and I cannot afford a car. 🎶
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@cymplecy@fosstodon.org 2026-04-27 15:44
@Neat_hot@beige.party Coastal route :-)
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@AlisonW_RedSox@fedimon.uk 2026-04-27 15:59
@Neat_hot@beige.party Nobody said it was a straight line.
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@AlineHayes@mastodonapp.uk 2026-04-27 18:08
@Neat_hot@beige.party This is the incisive, thoughtful commentary I’m here for! I (Many thanks, been a trying day and I needed some gentle humour)