Post #1705882
2026-04-24 22:40 UTC
Interview with the Vampire
Workplace Personality Inventory for the Vampire
Second Round Interview with the Vampire
Background Check for the Vampire
Third Round Interview with the Vampire
Quick Zoom Chat (not an Interview) to ask a Couple Quick Questions for the Vampire
Fourth Round Interview with the Vampire
Rejection Email that reads "Thank you for your Interest but we Decided to go with Another Vampire"
Replies (3)
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@Ananas@jorts.horse 2026-04-25 02:30
Those damn sparkly bastards keep winning out when it comes down to flexible hours
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@glencoe@jorts.horse 2026-04-24 23:23
@Ananas@jorts.horse Spending Weeks Freaking TF Out While Waiting For A Reply From the Other Job Applied for by the Vampire
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@raymierussell@mastodon.scot 2026-04-25 20:37
@Ananas@jorts.horse This is a bit of a tangent but I was on a bus yesterday and a small girl (4 or 5 y/o) said loudly with complete sincerity to whom she was talking to "I haven't been bitten by a vampire". That was all I heard of her conversation.