@GoldenRetrieverGF@blahaj.zone
Post #1679215
2026-04-15 21:00 UTC
Everyone is always telling me that I am privileged to be married to A German but I don't feel privileged. I feel scarred. Like I ask "Wer zur Hölle ist Hase" and she shows me an entire article on Victor Hase and why he doesn't know anything. Or I ask how can "Ja Ja" be offensive and she pulls out her copy of Werner Beinhart. Now I know it means "Leck mich am Arsch" (en: lick my ass). Or she started singing die Toten Hosen in the shower and I bring this earworm to work and everybody at the bar is singing "UND DAZU EISGEKUHLTER BOMMERLUNDER"
I feel like something broke inside me when I saw Es Gibt Reis for the first time. And I still don't get why the Butler isn't just honest in Dinner For One so he isn't drunk off his ass in five minutes. Everyone is convinced that Germans are cold and quiet and stoic. No their culture has scarred them so deeply that nothing phases them.
#immigrantlife
Replies (6)
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@nettings@mastodon.social 2026-04-16 12:37
@GoldenRetrieverGF Mit Ihnen teilt meine Ente das Wasser nicht!
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@rhold@norden.social 2026-04-16 06:53
@GoldenRetrieverGF 🤫
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@DrJLecter@beige.party 2026-04-15 21:12
@GoldenRetrieverGF same procedure as every year, James!! 🤓🤓
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@thatfrisiangirlish@blahaj.zone 2026-04-15 21:10
@GoldenRetrieverGF You just haven't forgiven me that I sold you "Goodbye Lenin" as comedy.
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@JensHannemann@mastodon.online 2026-04-15 21:06
@GoldenRetrieverGF Das Bild hängt schief. https://youtu.be/a6WQaIIZ248
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@thatfrisiangirlish@blahaj.zone 2026-04-15 21:01
@GoldenRetrieverGF "Mein Name ist Lohse, ich kaufe hier ein!"