Post #1646036
2026-04-19 23:34 UTC
A) How you not know what a chicken is?
B) Hit the chicken with a stick or kick it hard enough, and it will leave you alone.
Replies (6)
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@Natanael@slrpnk.net 2026-04-19 23:38
Somebody hasn't played Zelda and it shows
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@dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 2026-04-20 15:24
It only just dawned on me that it's _possible_ to eat (grocery store) chicken your whole life and never actually see a live one, anywhere. If nobody told you what a chicken looked like, you would never know.
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@backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 2026-04-20 01:04
I was on a geology field trip, in college, and another student saw free range cattle and was excited to see her first elk.
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@ContriteErudite@lemmy.world 2026-04-20 14:30
Goes fishing. Comes home with a chicken and no fish. 
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@FatVegan@leminal.space 2026-04-20 10:35
C) kick the shit out of the animal abusing cunt
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@Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2026-04-20 13:38
> A) How you not know what a chicken is? B) Trap it and it's dinner time