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• Post #3362458

  I think that sums up a lot of MAGA. They sorta hitched their wagon to a candidate expecting trickle down benefits. Now they’re stuck with no reward and all the consequences, but they can’t get off the ride because if they do they’ll be accountable. It’s Rommel 2.0. You enabled a POS, you were allowed to be a POS, you recognize the POS you’ve enabled is beyond your control. Do your duty, undermine and remove them, or die.

• Post #3200333

  He’s so full of shit there’s no technology that can stop it. But I think we can all rejoice in the fact it’s his most loyal supporters that get blessed with this opportunity to literally get shit on on a daily basis, the rest of us just have to deal with the figurative version.

• Post #2617164

  Somehow, Leno returned. Again…

• Post #1513881

  Defendant: “Your honor, ChatGPT agreed I was totally good to drive. If you indict me, you’re indicting Silicon Valley.” Judge: “Well… Yeah, nevermind. Dismissed.” Families of the middle school marching band that died in an inescapable inferno: “😐”

• Post #1019048

  Well isn’t it your lucky day! In fact it was Jim Carrey.

• Post #800830

  Mirror universe Odo blew up Alderaan.

• Post #795669

  Vasectomies and tubal ligation are the ultimate power move in the goth community.

• Post #778969

  And we ran, we ran so far away, we just ran, we ran all night and day. We couldn’t get away.

• Post #774342

  Prompt: “How can we fix climate change?” AI: “To effectively mitigate the progression of anthropogenic climate change we must destroy one quarter of humanity. Would you like me to help you plan how? You’re asking all the right questions.”

• Post #697488

  I’ve pondered on the idea that, although not comfortably, you could in theory have any bone in your body surgically removed and live to see it. Except your skull. You’ll never see your own skull.